I may not be a religious man, especially not by god fearing / god loving standards…if anything I have no spirituality or soul and think that worshipping a man as a god is pretty fucking homo…on the level of a teen girl going nuts for Bieber…but when I wake up with an erection, like I was still a teenager, for whatever mystical reason, because as an old man with health issues, waking up with an erection is a very rare thing, I celebrate our lord and savior through a tribal dance I call trying to jerk off like a pervert in a public place…with speed and efficiency…what other better way to celebrate a higher power…that my masturbation dance…I mean other than owning a 365 day a year Christmas themed store…or starting a church…I mean that’s real devotion…while mine is just perversion that can only be explained by the hand of a higher power….
Either way Here are some stepLINKS…in the MORNING…
Dallas Road Rage Accident
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The Rock Eats Pussy
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Ken Jeong Saves Audience Member…
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Girl has Instant Regret
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Near Miss of the Day
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Buy CBD! It Saved my Hemmy! CODE DS15
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The Best Bongs! BUY Bongs!
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Crazy Outfit at the Met
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Luke Cage Season 2 Trailer
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Idiot Father VS Ladder
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Car Hanging From Bridge in Toronto Weirdness
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Farrah Abraham – Goddess
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Helicopter with Bride Crashes
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911 Crash…
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