Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake story, to fake hair, to more interestingly fake ass, fake face, fake career, that I guess gets her on Private Jets because she’s got a record deal, where that she can put her fake ass out there for her fans, who are likely only following her because of her fake ass, in efforts to continuing to matter another year, when I don’t know if she’s ever actually mattered, but rather has been more of an “exists” situation…
I guess when you’re on some private jet and you’re trash, you gotta keep it real…and keep the lie that she was an underage stripper in Florida she wants you to believe…when we all know this is all manufactured dog shit…that probably smells like dog shit…but at least she flies private, the chances of a crash are much higher, which I like.