Joanna Krupa is pretty much a rock bottom, struggling for air, drowning personality I am amazed I know exists…
That is because she decided to use her low level MAXIM model existence and bring it to Dancing with the Stars, which proved to be a great platform for a near 40 year old model no one cared about to finally become a star..They needed a hot chick and she was a Hot Chick in Maxim girl…hardly a fucking star….but good enough…
She was able to push that to a reality show, Real Housewives, and paparazzi fodder, so an otherwise forgotten set of tits, classic looking 90s tits, has a legacy to allow her to live on.
Now she’s pushing 50 and still up to the same tricks…because a trick is a trick is a trick…and this trick’s trick is bikini-wearing.