I got hotboxed in a car and as it turns out – asians really are terrible drivers – even the rich white ones who are fat and have big tits – thanks to eating too much McDonalds…
I got lost in the park, while high thanks to being hotboxed in a car that I couldn’t get out of, and found myself a young couple fingerbanging…well the dude was fingerbanging and the girl was taking it and I realized…that at least some people have fun…I am just not one of them…
So I recommend, if you have the opportunity to finger bang someone in the park…you shoud do it…but not if it’s a surprise fingerbang…that’s wrong and girls I’ve tried it on don’t like it…
Life advice, Romance Advice, Seduction advice…from a not so expert.
Here are some morning links…
Redneck Mom Has Walmart Meltdown
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Hugh Grant is Marrying a Non-Trans – While Liz Hurley Still Shows Off her Tits…
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Emilia Clarke Has Always Got Equal Pay – Cuz Hollywood Ain’t that Bad…The Media Just want you to think it is….
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Seagull Drops Clam on Dude’s New Car
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Security Guard Captures a Ghost on Camera
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NYPD Investigating Mario Batali for Rapes
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Trashy Whore Model
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Juggling 15 Balls Like You Did With Your Mouth Back in College
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Demi Lovato’s Resting Bitch Face when Taylor Swift Won Some Bullshit Award
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TV Makeover Show Destroys Antique Collection – Hilarious
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The Biggest Art Auction Ever
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This worked on my Hemorrhoids…
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You need a BONG b-BONG b-BONG BONG
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Crushing Candles with Hydraulic Press….
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