Lily Rose Depp turned 19 over the weekend, which to me is a more important national event than Memorial Day, not that I like celebrating young girls getting older and older, you know closer and closer to middle aged and disgusting, but I do like celebrating all things Lily Rose Depp because she’s probably the best of the celebrity kids.
Obviously, I don’t know her, I don’t know anyone under the age of 30 really, but I can assume that even if she’s the absolute worst in being spoiled and a brat raised by crazy famous Johnny Depp, who is at this point a legend….and I guess his whore Amber Heard….I find that totally acceptable…
I don’t follow her life too closely, I just see shit that pops up, but I know that during Coachella, when all the other instagram whores were basically wrestling with each other to climb the totem pole of best Coachella pic, Lily Rose Depp was at a Sea Turtle Sanctuary…and I fucking love Sea Turtles…
This weekend all the instagram whores are in luxury spots, like Monaco or wherever else in bikinis…while Lily Rose Depp is hanging out with PUFFINS…the bird not the fat drug dealer who calls himself Puffins…Because she’s got nothing to prove and that must be a nice feeling in a world of everyone trying to prove themselves…
Do good with what you’ve been given….
So happy birthday to that…and luckily for you perverts, 19 is still young as fuck so there’s a bunch of years of great braless cuz it’s the trend / bikini pics to come….so you can.