I have been talking to a few friends who aggressively use tinder to fuck 19 year old sex addicts who were raised on porn, because they get to aggressively fuck 19 year old sex addicts who were raised on porn, and who think being pissed on is edgy, cool, exciting, not a big deal…anal is standard and fucking their girlfriends while you watch is also standard….something that I haven’t quite experienced from internet people…but every dude I talk to sees to have experienced…mainly because I am a vile human being even the worst sex addict would never sex…but I been asked for anal from the random hookers I hire…likely because I have a jelly bean sized penis and it is the only way they feel it…which isn’t the point…my experience with internet meet-ups is that the girl sends you videos of her vagina, insists on meeting you, which you find weird since no one ever insists on meeting you and you’re like “great vagina, fine I’ll meet up”…only to meet her to see she’s 300 pounds…but looks great in a close up vagina pic…forcing you to say “Hey you don’t look like your vagina pics”…or if you’re like me…just never introduce yourself and go grab a slice of cheap pizza before heading home to your wife you hate….
Point being…I have no idea what the point is…but apparently it involves people being pretty fucking horny, just not for me…and if they are, then they are likely 300 pounds…they can smell the sweetness in my Diabetes sweat….
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