Jennifer Aniston has one thing to offer the world…hard nipples…
Besides Suzanne Somers in the 70s hit show Three’s Company, RIP JOHN RITTER, she’s been the most famous set of hard nipples on TV…at least that is what I assume…Friends was a huge, yet annoying as fuck sitcom, and her nipples were really the only reason to tune in…
It’s been nipples that have helped carry her career, that have helped her get to the level of rich as fuck she is, it may even be the nipples that led to her narcisssism that prevented her from having babies for her career, and maybe from having dudes stick it out with her, because there must be something wrong with her at her core….but that something is not her nipples…those nipples are solid…literally and figuratively…