Sarah Hyland has a weird disease, like so many of these other celebrity child stars, who had parents that I guess had them on weird hormone therapy to keep them youthful, but that instead made them grow up to be weird looking, like some Gary Coleman shit…and Sarah Hyland is a survivor…after at least one Kidney Transplant and many other health issues, that aren’t as exploited as Selena Gomez’s issues…she’s out there living…not dead…and showing off her flexibility..
I never watched modern family, so I never watched her grow up, I just saw her as an adult looking like some genetic weirdo mix-up and found it disturbing that anyone would fuck her..because 18 or not she looked 11…something some would call a talent, on some Benjamn button shit…
Well it turns out that she’s also pretty flexible…and spreading her leg in what I consider a weird social media account – with weird social media content because when you’re raised in an aquarium…weird things happen…reptilian…