Bitch I am Bella Thorne…
That’s the name of her single, and the thing all the Bella Tards are saying and wearing on their T-Shirts that Bella Thorne is selling, because she realized it was the right time to pull the trigger on a viral song to get paid on, to become a meme and to sell merch against and to up her appearance fee…even though she can’t sing…but I guess she can be compelling enough to troll the world, manipulate everyone, and get what she wants out of it…because if her whore mom taught her anything while whoring her it’s how to whore..
This is pretty weak performance, but it’s good…enough…for me….