Who’s excited for the Fourth of July, it’s just around the corner, maybe you’re already on vacation filling up trailer parks across america with your sister wife, you white trash inbred fuck, all stocked up on your 60 can pack of Coors light, you fucking white trash inbred fuck….I mean assuming you have a job and take vacation and don’t actually live in your van, in trailer parks, where you sit by the pool jerking off to the traveling bikinis…
I guess I am a little premature….which I always wished was an actual issue that I have…I always envied the dudes I’ve met who came too fast and humiliated themselves…because I had the opposite problem due to alcoholism and fucking disgusting women….where I can’t just do back alley quickies…but instead need to actually rent the room by the hour and hope for the best…
THIS isn’t about my dick, but I did drink Rose wine last night, so maybe it turned me gay and now I’m here talking dick with the boys…
When I should be focused on the tits…so let’s get to the tits.
Here are some stepLINKS…
UK Reality Star Looking Like Trash
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Big Titty Susan Sarandon Offends the Queen in her Slutty Dress
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Bella Hadid – in Vogue
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Lion Hunting Heron at the Zoo is a Whole Lot of Sad…
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Snake Throwing Up Eggs…
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Puppies on a Motorcycle – I Hope They Aren’t Dinner
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Terry Crews Ditches Movies to Testify Against Sexual Assault
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Plane Meltdown Insanity
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Biggest Gas Station Screw Up Ever
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Lady Gaga in a Tight Slutty Outfit
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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