Short shorts jacked so far into Miley Cyrus you’d think they were Stella Maxwell’s fists back when Miley pretended to be a lesbian for her TUMBLR Porn image…that her Disney Team created by searching the internet and figuring out that if we have a young puppet that has a fan base…and the kids like tumblr porn…we could use this puppet…to create tumblr porn…and the shock factor of a Disney Kid…basically walking around with her vagina exposed alone will be huge PR…so much earned Media..we will sell tickets, albums and make hits…and that’s what they did…
Now Miley has to navigate having already exhausted her whole being wild and fun and even interesting at least to perverts who like young naked starlets, because if you’re gonna have a starlet you might as well have a naked one, it makes the pop music they shit out easier to digest…and jerk off to…..
Well, this is her now, after we’ve all seen her twat…boring, suburban, rich…but if you look hard enough – hard nippled with some pussy definition..and that’s what it’s all about…and by it I mean Miley’s post-Disney existence…
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