It is the fourth of July…where are all the galleries of sluts in bikinis…or drunk sluts at pool parties lighting off fireworks while sucking on hot dogs and cotton candy or whatever it is you Americans do…
I don’t leave my couch, but I can live this moment with all of you…freedom fighters…
I left the house for a minute and saw at least 3 different groups of girls in full weird matching outfits that they clearly put together for the social media…posing for various instagram husbands…so much whore content out there…too much for just one man to handle…
Some morning links..
Do You Remember Taylor Swift’s 4th of July Bikini Party 3 Years Ago…
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How to Open a Can of Beer on the 4th
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Fourth of July Timelapse from 2 Years ago
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Sexy Sibling Showdown
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Fat Actress Complaining About Being Fat
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Here’s some Filipino in an American Flag Bikini – The Least Exciting Bikini Pic You’ll See Today
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In Case You Missed it – Physicians Grade CBD To Make Your Life Better
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Vape of the Day
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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