Ireland Baldwin and her daddy issues….because her dad called her a pig for the world to hear to set the tone for her entire life being the sad broken daughter of rich and famous people….trying to find herself only to know that she will be them…all while being 7 feet tall….and three hundred pound of pure amazon woman…proportionate but a giant….who is was early to beachy instagram, only to have her mooch cousin of normal size, with less successful parents, but more successful friends and Bieber de-virginizing her when underage…only to propose to her this weekend….leaving sexually confused Ireland topless in a pool…
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