Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The only thing worse than being a crotchety old bitter and angry man, is being one with a toddler because you knocked up your original wife’s nurse when she was dying of cancer or dementia or whatever people die of….

The only thing worse than that is the feminization of the AMerican Male….I find it funny that all the bros love Aperol Spritz, when did bros become gays in short shorts who gang rape women and still love sports…but in a more sophisticated fashionable for a bro way…..

I saw two bros eating a soup at a restaurant, trying to be foodies about it, saying something like this is the best “Macaroon Nut Soup Ever”…while the other bro was like “isn’t a macaroon sweet”…and he was like “No it’s a nut”….only for him to comply with confident head bro…and believe him….so I looked at the menu, because it didn’t sound right to me…and it turns out the soup was Moroccan Bean soup…and I know you don’t care about soup…but it was like the blind leading the blind and winning….

I think that can be applied to everything that happens in society…just idiots everywhere leading unsure of themselves idiots.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Monring…

Apparently MJs Dad Chemically Castrated Him

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Disorderly Mom of the Day

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Some Chloe Bennet Chick is Dating Some Vine Star

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Drunk Guy at the Pool

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Lady Gaga’s Dominatrix Outfits…Why?

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Analyst Trashes Bosses Office

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Road Rage Brawl…

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Nicki Minaj and Carbi B are Friends again – Important News

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George Lopez Peeing on Trump Walk of Fame

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DISCOUNT ON SOMETHING TO HELP YOU SLEEP BETTER

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RIG YOUR DAB BRO

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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 13th, 2018