Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her…
BUT I DO…
I also know that her monster clown tits have been scaled back dramatically, which is sad, because they made this career from having clown tits, I’d be happier if she stuck it out with the ridiculous fake tits…instead of this more manageable one…
I mean they made her famous when big tits were everything, they inspired so many slutty girls like she was a Karadashian of her generation….
But she’s still topless and I guess that’s still trying well into her retirement…and I am loving all of this.
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