Everyone is an instagrammer these days, I saw this old lady by the pool, who was actually more fit that any of the other girls at the pool, because I guess it’s a fat generation where everyone is fat, even the young girls who are supposed to be at their hottest, and may be at their hottest, carrying a lot of extra weight like a monkey carrying it’s baby, only without the baby, unless they are too influenced by trash like Kyle Jenner….
Point of the story is she was in her 60s, she was posing in all the bikini model on instagram poses, she was in a skimpy fucking bikini, and despite her dyed blonde hair, I saw grey bush sticking out of her bottoms…something I guess she’s just facetune…
I should have asked her for her handle, but….instead I just stared confused about why a granny would be on all fours popping her ass out…in my era…grannies baked cookies….where are the damn cookies Edna…(I assume her name is Edna)…
I don’t mind the feminization of the American Male or the everyone is an Instagram Influencer to get free shit from brands and I don’t even mind the social justice warriors…fighting for ridiculousness….it’s just funny…unlike this recap of it….because I am true to the name….hungover.
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Blonde Girl’s Ass on the Beach
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Sacha Baron Cohen and Sarah Palin
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Couple You Don’t Care About of the Day
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Singing Pizza Hut Delivery Guy
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Mont Hood Summit Rescue
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Katie Price Jordan Topless
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Kat Von D’s Goth Wedding Video
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The People Defending Asia Argento the Murderer
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