I watched Sarah Hyland’s instagram story of her drunk in Mexico with her boyfriend, getting drunk and being silly, in the most annoying of ways.
She was in her bikini, so it was semi slutty, even though thanks to her genetic disease she looks like she’s 7 year old with a bobble head…
But it involved her singing at the camera, shouting out random people, dancing around, and playing life sized JENGA….
The whole thing made me want her to have another Kidney Failure, reject the Kidney and start spitting up blood before death, the way FB LIVE or IG Stories were meant to be…
The good news is that she posted some bikini pics, and her petite perverted body has some tits on it, and it isn’t fat in this fat world…maybe due to her disease… so even if the rest of her is irritating, annoying, too vocal and creepy looking….the bikini pic works for me….so keep up the slutty content – the people approve.
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