Sarah Jessica Parker Geriatric Bikini of the Day

With a face like Sarah Jessica Parker, it’s been hard to find her hot, she looks like a horse or a foot, and now that she’s aged, she looks like an old horse or an old foot, and that’s not all that hot to me…

She’s also been an annoying character in pop culture in pretty much every role that she’s played. I feel like Sex and the City was one of the worst things to happen to modern women, that made them feel like career and meaningless sex was the answer, and not just a fantasy, leaving a lot of unhappy rich women medicating themselves for both herpes and other issues like sadness.

Not all people are meant to be gay men.

But at least she’s busty and skinny and wearing a one piece – which is age appropriate.

We gotta give her credit for that….oh and being such a good beard for Matthew Broderick….

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Sarah Jessica Parker Geriatric Bikini of the Day July 19th, 2018