I was outside a restaurant in a pretty decent suburban area…and this nicely dressed old as fuck lady came up to me…she struck up a conversation and was pretty articulate, not like the crackhead idiots I am used to interacting with and she asked me not to be offended by what she was about to ask…and I was like “I doubt anything will offend me”…because I have no self esteem I guess…and just don’t actually care about anything….anyway – she ended up asking me for some spare change, and I guess was ashamed of it, so when I told her that I actually had no money and that she’s likely richer than me, she asked me not to tell anyone, then told me she’d let me fuck her ass for 5 dollars…
This nicely dressed suburban granny…offered me 5 dollar anal sex…
I had to say no, because then she’d know I was lying about having no money…but sometimes…you need to just grab life by the balls and take whatever experiences get thrown your way…
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