Gwen Stefani wants the world to know that she doesn’t have a dick, despite popular belief back when she was in No Doubt and was built like a tank.
This is probably Blake Shelton’s initiative because he doesn’t want people thinking that he’s a fucking queer, on some Broke Back Mountain shit, and that he’s more the kind of guy who pulls queers behind his truck after chaining them to it…It’s a Southern thing, I’ve seen Boys Don’t Cry, I get it.
I don’t know if you can actually see her 45 year old mom puss, but it’d be a magical thing if you could, seeing as you never have before, and what better way to celebrate her transition…
Don’t Speak….I know what you’re thinking….shut the fuck up.
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