Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Do you like reptiles, here’s a picture of my snake…

We live in a world where we can’t make date rape jokes, when I remember a time when you could say in an office boardroom meeting, “she thinks she was date raped, but I never took her on a date”…to which everyone in the room would laugh…not that it’s a good joke, but at least we could say it and see the awkwardness boil inside a person before deciding “I’ll laugh to make it stop”….or “I’ll laugh because it’s funny”…where as now, everyone is so uptight on conduct, they look around the room all serious like, and ask you to take a leave because you are suspended as the world has no jokes and decency must prevail…

It’s pretty oppressive that we live in a time where we are allowed to say less from a social norm perspective, like society isn’t on your side for anything off color….or about the colored.

I’m not a comedian, so I’m just saying even us everyday people can’t say what we want to say because it offends everyone, I still say what I want to say, but no one is listening and the dirty looks I get bring me joy…I like seeing how uptight and soft every single person is, then I like to contrast that with their nude instagram pics…to remind myself that all these people are fucking crazy.

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You perverts Must be Happy – Renee Zellweger is Going to Netflix

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Elon Musk Isn’t Involved in Threesomes

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Girls Peeing – the Compilation

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley….Slutty

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Madonna’s Out of Touch Aretha Franklin Tribute

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Hooters Waitress had to Quit her “Dream” Job cuz of Customer Rudeness…

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Man has Meltdown at Kebab House

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Asians Didn’t Want to See Crazy Rich Asians Because they’re More Interested in Movies about white people, it’s more comedic. Asian content in Hollywood is just for pussy Social Justice Warriors to stop whining and to feel like everyone on the playground is allowed to play even though that’s not how life is…just look at me..I’m a fucking loser and I don’t cry about it….

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Scooter Slams Barrier

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Pete Davidson Arrested for POT Possession

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The Loch Ness Monster is REAL

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MMA Sparring

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Lionel Messi Surprising the World…

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You need more Miss USA 2011 in Your Life…

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Michael Cera Eating Hot Sauce

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The Medicine You Need! USE CODE STEPFATHER ON CHECKOUT – For 20% Off CBD – IT WORKS

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HIGH POWERED VAPORIZER OF THE DAY

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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day August 21st, 2018