Asking a chick at Costco if she can fit into the freezer because you have big plans for the NIGHT and you want to make sure you can properly pull them off…didn’t work the first time…
But I have been trying it consistently over each and every costco trip and finally, it didn’t work a second through twentieth time….and guess what…security hates me.
What kind of membership club is this…not the kind of membership club I want to be paying to be a part of if you can’t go there with some good old fashioned abducting women humor…..plus why is everyone clothed, why would I pay to be a member at a place where the bitches where clothing it makes no sense…
It’s like how watching people doing bootcamp in the park a little too intensely when those people are girls in spandex never bothers me, but seems to always bother the people I’m watching…..then why are you basically LICKING YOUR FRONTHOLE HALF NAKED WHILE I WATCH YOU PERVERT BITCH…
It’s like daling with a meth addict on some work program doing some community service job at the government funded thrift store totally out of their element of sucking dick for crack…which they used to o when putting that toothlessness to good use…making for terrible customer service….angry and toothless only works with a dick it its mouth…
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Trista Mikail Slutty Shoot….
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UNDOCUMENTED MEXICAN KILLED 20 YEAR OLD COLLEGE COED BABE
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People are Smoking Scorpions to Get High
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Healthline Uses the Term FRONT HOLE instead of Vagina to be Gender Inclusive.
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Faggot and his Slinky Tricks
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Asia Argento is Blaming Bourdain….
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Cattle Swarm the Water Truck
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Two Year Old Smokes 40 Cigarettes a Day – How Does He Afford it?
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I Ignored these Kim Kardashian THong Bikini in a Sheer Shirt Pics on Purpose
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A Compilation of Crazy Asses
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Bridge Gets Taken Out
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How Not to Rescue a Snake
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Rita Ora Nipples
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Solution for Aggressive Goats
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Not My Car – Not My Problem
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Schools in the UK are Ditching Analog Clocks Cuz Kids Can’t Read Them
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Michael Shannon Refuses to Play Donald Trump
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Nicki Minaj Compares Herself to harriet Tubman – A Slave to the White Man
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A Lot of Whores at the MTV VMAs
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Renee Zellweger New Face
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Claire Danes Old as Fuck Pregnant
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Calista Flockhart in Jeans
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Stella Maxwell in a MAgazine
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Ronda Rousey in Front of Ronda Rousey Art
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Rita Ora Fat Thighs
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Jennifer Garner – Walk of Fame
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Elsa Hosk – Lingerie Catalog
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Nicholle Tom Spells Her Name Stupid
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Karmen and her Sloppy TIts
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Cam Girl Possessed when she Busts Nut…
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Old School Magazine Game – Spot the Differences…Featurng a Babe.
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How Indians Wash Their Asses
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Maija Riika is a Hot Playboy Chick getting Naked
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At Work Finger Bang
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Naked Celebs….Sluts…
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Her name is Smely and She’s Naked and Hot
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Amatuer Lesbian Threesome
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The AMateur Girl Who Makes Strangers Sniff her Fingers
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Brooke Wright is Some Other Chick Getting Naked
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Converse Wearing Girls Sticks Thigns in her Front Hole
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