Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…

I also like to think that Charlize was the one who killed her dad for diddling her…and the mom took the blame…so that Charlize could take her hot model ass to America and pose for Playboy, hang out in LA with no money, until using her hot Playboy model access to fuck some producers, eventually winning an Oscar, all while being a South African…racist by default….

She’s old now, has been fat for a role, hasn’t quite bounced back but at 45 years old…it’s pretty much done…and in the process of getting here…she’s done pretty good, is set for life, and only one murder happened to make her happen….most rich people KILL way more to get ahead…those pyschopaths…out for themselves doing whatever they can to win.

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Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day August 22nd, 2018