Irina Shayk, agent of Putin, straight from Russia to collude and rig your election, via celebrity and rich dude erection…
Russians like to fucking win, they are ruthless and they do whatever it takes to win. I say Icarus, I know….
They are dopers, they have no real morals or values, they are competitive and they are strong and they have no souls….so guilt doesn’t factor into their strategy….
So as Irina Shayk posts up these bikini pics of her walking up the stairs from 300 miles away, we are forced to look past the mom trying to stay hot because it’s her weapon and reflect on how she got that A-Lister rich as fuck celebrity baby….
All it took was being hot, being half naked, being in magazines, and being at all the right parties…
Some KGB shit….basic manipulation and now she’s set for life…
Long gone are the days of the USSR rationed bread….bitch has her own fucking chef….and all it took was being hot….