The nice thing about waking up hungover is realizing that I didn’t die on my own vomit last night….allowing me to welcome the world with a big stretch and smile…coupled with a devastated like a Carolina Hurricane anus thanks to constipation issues over many years of a sedentary life and not butt sex issues which would be more fun if you were into that sort of thing…..only to come to my computer to see all these very important updates….to realize that this is a world that would probably be better if you hadn’t woken from your drunken stupor…
Hence why I suggest you all develop opiate addiction to soften the blow of reality…
On that note, here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…
Ashley Benson is Dating Cara Delevigne Official
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Bella Hadid- See Through Whore
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Armed Gunman at the Front Door
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Teacher Pole Dance Show is Hilarious
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Demi Rose in Some Bikini Shoot…
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Hot Big Tits….
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Rose McGowan MeToo Was Made for Men…
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Drew Barrymore is Hanging Out with Justin Long Again
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Nude Photography
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Paul McCartney Says he Jerked Off John Lennon
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Fitness Dickin’
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Norm McDonald Kicked Off The Tonight Show for Defending Louie CK
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CBD Buy CBD Oil Get a Deal!! It’s Good. You’ll Like It….
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This VAPORIZER Will Save Your Life
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Get SurfMoji for IPhone Featuring Booty Surf Emojis
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