I have spent the last 14 years living as a hermit – as far removed from Society as I can, while still living in a city in the event I want to sit in the park and watch girls dressed slutty, in their bikinis, or braless…as they do…but the older I get and the more soy I eat, the larger my breasts grow, and the less testosterone I have at 50, I’m starting to think the real escape will be moving into the woods….where there is no internet, power or reception. Some “Into the Wild”…only instead of being an entitled rich kid going to Alaska…I’m just a dude with no survival skills trying to escape the microwaves and the social media accounts that don’t matter. The noise, the politics, the bullshit, the sluts…and just instead of looking at the wall…look at the sky, smell a tree, shit in the woods and wonder why your shit looks so weird….you know what life is actually about..
But then…I come back to this…and have to hype my self up for it, because you sure fucking aren’t….
What I am saying is that I want your money….pay me to do this….because doing it for free is getting pretty fucking ridiculous while everyone else seems to be getting rich on far less effort…
It’s really 4 years of this is silly and entertaining….becoming 10 years of why?
Here are some stepLINKS…why?
Weather Channel Drama
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Instant Karma Compilation
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Lena Dunham – despite Being Fat – Knows Fat is Lazy
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Gwyneth Paltrow Tried to Stage an Intervention for Lily Allen….what?
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73 Questions with Lily Allen
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Violent Rampage in Bus Station
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English Man Gets a Bionic Penis
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Hospital Gets Evacuated
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Asia Argento’s Accuser is a Sexual Offernder
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Little Girl Dancing to Halloween Theme Song…Perverts
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Joaquin Phoenix Pre Joker
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Hot Naked Girls of Reddit
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Concussion Practice
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Stefania Ferrairio Braless
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Get SurfMoji for IPhone Featuring Booty Surf Emojis
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