I think Emma Roberts is one of the greatest things to happen with Daddy Issues in Hollywood….
I don’t know what it is about her (probably that she’s skinny) that I am into or that I like, but whenever I see a pic of her, I feel like she’s the single most important thing in entertainment…
Am I drawn to the girl who’s dad was an Oscar winner but too self involved and self destructive to maintain his career, because I assume when in his pile of cocaine self destructing, he wasn’t going to her ballet recitals…..
Or am I drawn too the fact that her Aunt was the biggest star for the longest time, and her barrier of entry to acting wasn’t too difficult, she sort of just fell into it, and I like girls who don’t need to try, or put effort in, because all that ages them and takes away from them being hot…
Or maybe it’s just that she’s skinny.
I am glad we went on this journey of discovery together….figuring out what it is about Emma Roberts that my pervert ass likes while looking at her half naked….
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