Is a day even a day without seeing Phoebe Price out in some silly outfit?
Are we even really living if we don’t get to see our friend and beacon of hope that all will be alright in this world…out there in her underwear / sheer outfit…
Whether she is roller skating, pumping gas, eating ice cream…I do not feel like I’ve really succeeded at my day, you know really accomplished all that I can possibly accomplish, which isn’t really much, I pretty much just sit all day and wait to die….without seeing some paparazzi manipulation by the master…
Some may say she’s an Old Timer, but I say, never too old to film a sex tape for me to watch and watch until I can’t watch no more…especially when you represent all that Phoebe Price represents…and I’m not sure what it is she represents, but it’s good, it’s funny, it mocks celebrity, it’s clever and she has a great time doing it, it’s like a troll, or a prank that’s become an actual thing…a meme before memes existed, an influencer before influencers…a legend for all of us to ask “who the fuck is Phoebe Price again?”….
That’s not the point…the point is…the outfit…man…don’t you do fashion bro.
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