It’s Canadian Thanksgiving…
So I was busy stuffing the turkey, and by stuffing the turkey I mean getting as drunk as possible on whatever alcohol I can find and trying to convince my wife to let me fist her to keep our marriage fresh and exciitng….it doesn’t involve stuffing an actual Turkey, we’re too poor for that…and who has the time to cook a fucking Turkey, when you can just feed the bitch some McDonalds…right…
I know what you’re thinking, and that is how incredible a human I am for updating the site every day of the year, so long as it’s a weekday, Christmas included, like someone who doesn’t take a vacation…or a Jewish person….or both….because I am so committed and devoted to the site…
I know, it’s incredible work that I do, how can one man type so much about nothing so many times, and the simple answer is that it is a terrible addiction and I have nothing better to do than talk to myself on here.
You see, my wife won’t let me try to fist her, not even when giving thanks on Thanksgiving, not even knowing that she’s near death, not even knowing that her pussy is huge…real huge that my penis never touched the pussy walls….and that’s the real tragedy in this world…..or my world…since I don’t pay attention to the actual world…is it narcissism or apathy…probably neither…just laziness really..
But Not Too Lazy for StepLINKS of the Day brother.
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Claudia Romani’s Old Lady Ass in a Thong
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Billy Bush Wants People to Stop Destroying People who Laugh at Trump’s Pussy Jokes..
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Fight Turns into a Shooting at Gas Station
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Tits on the Runway
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Lena dunham’s Fat Ass is Still Getting Positive Feedback by Faggot
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Mel B and Her Big Cameltoe
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Olivia Wilde and the Lamest Nip Slip Ever
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Cyclist VS Guy with a knife
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Teens Beat an Arcade Game
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Insane Clown Posse Drop Kicking Fred Durst
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New Haircut Alert..LOL
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Crazy Falafel Skills
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Hiker Films Avalanche
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A Few “Pretty Girls” According to this Guy
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Ben Afleck and the Whore Went to Montana
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Bieber’s Love of Jesus…
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A Gallery of a Lot of Booty
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The Black Beast’s Post Fight Interview
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Some McGregor Team Brawl After Fight
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The Self Destructing Artwork is Pretty Funny
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Rita Ora Big Tits in a Sweater
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Christina Aguilera is a Fucking Tank
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts
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Amber Rose Tits at her Slut Walk….
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Shauna Sexton in a Bikini
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Farrah Abraham’s Insane Outfit
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Madonna at Some Event…
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Naked Celebs…
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Madison Beer in Slutty Shorts of the Day
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Some Chick Named Sarah Drew at Some Rape Foundation
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Lily Rose Depp Tits
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Lily Rose Depp in Tight Pants..
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Jamie Chung in Some Outfit
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Laetitia Casta Lives and Has her Tits Out…
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Nicole Richie – Old Slut
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Molly Sims at an Event…
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Madison Iseman Legs…
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Meg Donnelly
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Christina Hendricks Big Tits of the Day
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Courtney Cox’s Halloween Zombie of the Day
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Emma Dumont Tits of the Day
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Deborah Ann Woll at Comic Con
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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From stepSMUT!!
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Very Hot Amateur
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Naked Girls on Computers
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Huge Boobs Under a Tee
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Huge Natual Sloppy Tits Get Titty Dropped
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Mom Goals
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Biggest Longest Pussy Lips
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Cam Girl Fucks Came Controller
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The Sluttiest Pics of January Jones and her Nipples
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Hot Skinny Girls
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The Definition of FUN BAGS
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Blonde Whore has Stupidly Huge Tits
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Just the Butthole Olympics…
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Caitlin McSwain Naked
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Thank God this Alannis Pussy is not Alannis Morisette’s Pussy
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Miluniel Louis Naked in the Desert
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Fata Has Fata Tits
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Jeanette is some Old Busy Hag with a Dumb Dildo
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Hot Naked Black Chicks
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Shaking Orgasm Compilation
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Summer in Russia Ulyana….
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