The nice thing about this terrible life we are all living, navigating through, not succeeding at like the people we see on the social media, not brokering deals that will set us up for life, or making smart financial decisions, because we aren’t that bright…seeing all the things we could have done, could have been, like a homeless person at the pier watching all the boats he could have been on sail by….is that there’s no shortage of sluts…
I mean the second I turn on the computer I am bombarded by girls trying to get noticied and ahead by getting naked or half naked.
From porn, to instagram, to models, to celebrities, it’s fucking endless…so at least in our misery, dealing with our terrible decisions, we will have eye candy to jerk off to…and really at the end of everything…that’s what matters. It’s not leaving a legacy, you don’t matter, you are insignificant…it’s not changing the world…we can’t all be Paul Allen…it’s not even having financial stability because you can’t take it with you…or having family or friends that matter, because for the most part they just take away from what is important…you know from doing what you do, from how you spent your time while here living amongst us …and I hope you, like me, can proudly say….I did it staring a people I don’t know and will never know in various states of naked….hours a day…..every day of the week…while drinking and eating myself to death….and that is what truly matters…
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