Weed was legalized in Canada last night at midnight, and all I can think is that it’s some sort of government trap to catch all the stoners, but then I remember weed is just a plant that requires no processing to smoke, and wonder how people allowed the government to make it illegal in the first place…it’s fucking crazy…but as it turns out it’s a good way for them to make money…so now cops who would arrest you for smoking a joint, are in line on their day off buying weed at a legal store, I mean unless they are still just doing it the corrupt way they have been doing it forever….
So most of Canada can have unlimited amounts of weed in their house, can grow 4 plants, not where I live because French people are corrupt fascists….
I don’t smoke weed, it always gave me panic attacks, but I am pretty braindead so I got along with stoners….stoners who I know a large percentage of are probably out there taking weed selfies for the internet and lined up outside government controlled weed stores, feeling liberated and being annoying about it…
Then there is the tourists, all you Americans, mainly from boston who come up here to drink and date rape, who already screem on the streets in their polos like Gorillas beating on their chests to attract french whores…who are easy to attract just show them your American money…..those people…are going to be the fucking worst with their smoking fatties like the frat boys they are….
I mean this is all so progressive for a country to make money in the easiest way since it should never have been illegal but so annoying….because of you…
Not as annoying as going on a dinner date with a girl who has a UTI you can smell while you’re trying to enjoy your gazpacho…
But a reminder that people ruin everything.
Here are some morning links…
Marijuana is Legal in Canada
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Apple is Weak and Gave into a New Bagel Emoji for the Jewish People
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Marching Band Does Backpack Kid Dance and it will make you want to kill them
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Huge TItty Shake
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Sarah Hyland Sports Bra
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James Corden Asked Jon Hamm About Penis Size
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PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees
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Here’s a Bunch of Chubby Sluts
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The Best Way to Open Champagne Using Porn Chicks
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The White Woman VS Black Dude from her Building is Hilarious
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Get a Fucking Vape Pen
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