I had a conversation with a girl today and we decided that if a penis disappearing act presented as a magic trick. before being shoved in a volunteers cunt..is not rape…it’s magic…and she’s volunteered….
So David Blaine, David Copperfield, Pen and Teller and all the other Magicians are safe…
Even when everyone’s just so uptight and everything is rape….
You can’t argue magic…
Here are some morning links…
Get Slutty Halloween Costumes For the Sluts in Your Life…Like Your Daughters…Since You Know Exactly where they are going to end up based on where women are right now….
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This Morning’s Holy Shit!
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The Melania Trump Music Video Model – Melanie Marden
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CIA Explain How Spies Use Disguises
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South Carolina Floor Collapse
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Dude Fights Off Robbery with Bear Spray
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Hot Girl Gets Taken Out…
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Khloe Kardashian is So Fucking Gross Looking
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THe Popeye’s 12 Hour Drive Thru
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Dog Dressed Like a Wind Up Toy
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New York Times Racist Hotline Infomercial is Dumb
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PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts
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Get a Fucking Vape Pen Now….
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