Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her.
She is what I guess is the new generation, you know Cheesy looking, like modern day Disney Kid without the Disney co-sign, even if this one may have the co-sign, I don’t know….I just know they put out cheesy looking instagram content that is all pretty slutty, soft sell slutty, because no one wants to admit they are a full slut, unless they have a Feminist agenda they learned about watching a Youtube Tutorial on women’s study…you know a vague concept of what Feminism is…but at least it comes with slutty.
So everything this generation does is in bikini…and I like bikini and the older I get the more I appreciate anything young in a bikini so long as it is not fat…I do remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…or that chick isn’t as hot as she thinks she is – even in her bikini FUCK HER…
But the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…because her and everyone else is just low grade clickbait you want to buy the panties of off Craigslist…you sick fuck.
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