I think I am still drunk from last night’s Halloween party in my head…which involved watching bad horror movies off a Netflix account we’ve acquired by who the fuck knows…and drinking myself to a state of near death….not getting scared of the Horror movies because I am not a baby….while scrolling all the slut costumes on Instagram like I was at those parties…my life is excited, always alone on the couch practically disabled but always feeling dialled in…thanks to sluts…
I’m probably not drunk from last night…just diabetic…and near death…
Sluts…They are the Patch Adams (RIP Robin WIlliams) of the generation…
Here are some links…
Get This Automatic Knife and Defend Yourself in this Dangerous World.
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Hilary Duff Makes a Baby Girl By Letting Men Cum in Her
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Amy Scumer VS Perez Hilton on Pregnancy and Being Fat in the Wars You Don’t Care About
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The Like Button on Twitter is Going
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Shauna Sexton – Slutty Dress
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Dogs who hate Halloween Compilation
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People are Calling this the Best Costume Ever
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Calmest Cop Ever
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Nicki Minaj and Cardi B Fight.
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Robert Redford Has a Pretty Nice House in Napa for Sale…It Is Wine Country You Know…
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Do You Love SLutty Costumes….
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