I was reading over at EVILBEETGOSSIP that Party of Five was making a comeback….which I guess means Jennifer Love Hewitt feels the need to make a comeback too…so she called the paparazzi to take advantage of the hype the show that originally got dudes jerking off to her big tits on a small frame….that made her famous and in all the movies and by all the movies I mean “I know what you did last summer”…and the one where she wore a blue tank top…you know the one…you’re old like me…grey chest hair level old…
That said…the number one lesson we can learn from Jennifer Love Hewitt about big tits on a small frame is that nature is working against us on this oddity…and that nature wants the rest of her to be fat…and often times nature wins….unless girl gets into the whole starving herself and working out just the right amount to not lose her tits everyone likes while maintaining a normal body weight…
So this girl, after fame, basically exploded and has been struggling with her weight since…this fat ass in leggings is her old ass body looking better than it has in the past but never as good as it did when she was a meme before memes….
And the real question in all this is where’s Nev Campbell…oh right the new Party of Five is about Mexican kids surviving after their parents get deported not white parents who died in a car accident….my god…but logical for the state of the nation and clickbait pandering to everyone and focused on exploiting inclusion and diversity…while pretty much being racist, obvious and exploitative in your cashing in….but the world ignores that and just celebrates the steps in the right direction using Mexican talent since America is 50 percent Mexican…see ya later white people….they should hire me to write it since my mom was a Mexican whore before she died of AIDS and I ended up in Canada an orphan….
At least the pandering story isn’t that the parents are TWO TRANS, you know those stories where the mom is the dad and the dad is the mom, who get killed in some TRANS rights protest by Trump Supports….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents on a Christmas trip they all take to Cabo for their Christmas special, unless these Mexicans are actually Muslim Jews, because Christmas is wrong…it’s called HOLIDAY SPECIAL NOT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL JESUS….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents as Trans and Black and pansexuals who will fuck anything during their feminist protests…. because there are black people in Mexico…you racists who think there aren’t black mexicans are the problem….
The good news is that the news brought out some JLH fat ass, I mean if that’s even good news…it’s dimply.
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