I used to be judgemental about dudes who would pull their dicks out on the train, bus or in public places. I would hear stories from my wife, which I didn’t believe because she’s ugly…and my stepdaughters and their friends, about being on public transit, looking over their shoulder and seeing a dude wacking off.
There was a time that it was such a regular thing, every woman I knew or met had had it happen to them more than once…it was almost a right of passage for a girl to go through starting at a high school age…
I found it creepy, perverted, awkward and weird….but then I found a support group on the internet and realized that I was just so judgemental about it because I didn’t accept it within myself that it was something I wanted to do….like a redneck hick gay basher who really just wants to suck a dick or get fucked up the ass by a dick….but can’t accept he’s gay until finally giving into his urges when beating a queer, you know hating what you see in yourself in other people, possibly the same reason I hate on celebrity sluts, because I know I wish I could just show my tits for attention…..and money and the good life….and now that gay bashing queer hick lives in fucking Boca or Palm Springs…and runs an antique store…with his partner of 40 years…
So today…thanks to my internet support group, I am going to dress as the public masturbator and blame all consequences of my actions on halloween….anticipating bringing joy to the world while they laugh at my tiny pecker…all in the spirit of Halloween…
Here are some morning links…
Mr Feeny from Boy Meets World Got Home Invaded by Maitland Ward’s Fat Tits I assume
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There are 10 90s Shows Being Rebooted – 9 of Which Should Stay Dead – 1 of Which is Great News because I fucking Love ALF….
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Girls Scares Shoppers with her Flexibility
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Zoe Salmon and her Fishy Tits in a Bikini
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I think this is Sarah Hyland and her Gay Boyfriend on Halloween
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Chrissy Teigen is Disgusting
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Some Maria Kanellis Leaked Nudes
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Driver Makes Last Second Escape from Crane Fail
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Criminals Troll Hotel Manager
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Get Girls Drunk at Your Parties – Then Fuck EM!
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Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
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