I just woke up passed noon on a weekday – which is a reminder that despite sucking at life, I can still be a far lazier fuck than you with no consequences and that is a nice thing, especially with sleep apnea, diabetes and no job…
I call this living the best life…
Here are some morning links…while I fear my actual hangover dump due to hemorrhoids that could be Anal cancer from that time I fucked / jerked off to a pic of Farrah Fawcett…
Because you know if Karma is a real thing….all that making fun of her for her Anal cancer would be exactly the type of cancer I get…
Here are some morning links in the Morning…
Heather Locklear Being Sued…
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Brady Bunch House Reunion by HGTV at the expense of Lance Bass…and his dream investment
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Worst FETISH EVER
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High Rise Rope Dancing – CRAZY SLUT
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Mike Tyson Making a Comedy about Weed Farming
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Skinny Bouncy Busty Titty Drop
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Rat Cow and her new Face in Costume
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Giant Spool Falls Off Truck
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World’s Largest Statue NOW OPEN and it’s not of Kanye or TRUMP or Kim K’s Fat Ass…
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Weird Marriage of the Day
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Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
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