You are the skater boy….I said see ya later boy is the best way I can describe this photoshoot of Avril Lavigne, who in case you aren’t in your 40s, you will know was a fetish to perverts everywhere…so much so that when she was a teenager..she was exported from a mall in Canada to a mall in the USA…where she would live a decade and make a lot of money during that decade…as the embodiment of mall culture in America….despite her music being shit..
I guess an older, wiser, more sophisticated version of her has come out with a new Album…and this is the Album art…there are no weird hair color streaks, tattoos, EMO SCENE KID outfits, nipples, nudity…no “stripped” version of her…just a mom going to a PTA looking version of her since she is that age and may even have a kid with that Nickelback guy she married….
I feel obligated as Canadian owned media to cover some Canadian content I just wish it was more naked…I mean I don’t know how to write about a bitch in clothing anymore…there’s no nipples to caption and do my “voiceover” to…just totally uninspiring…which I guess you’d expect by the human embodiment of the mall…