Remember Liz Hurley?
She is the 60 year old with tits who dudes still jerk off to..
She is the woman in her bikini while her son films her.
She is the one who dated rich and famous guys to get herself rich and famous because she knew her tits needed it.
She is the Austin Powers bikini who faded away before realizing “shit I still look good”
I don’t know when that revelation happened because Liz Hurley and I aren’t best friends. She did not wish me a happy birthday. She did not invite me to her holiday party. She doesn’t care about me yet here I am writing a post on her tits. That’s pretty fucking weird.
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