Hey big boy – I love your titties….is something that I hate hearing but that I hear all the time….so I can relate to Sophie Mudd, a girl who has a weirdly shaped body because the shoulders are broad to hold the tits, the hips are narrow…and that may eventually end up a fat walmart clerk looking bitch…but for now is skinny and maintaining being skinny…cuz with tits like that it is so important to have that level of contrast…
I have been objectified, teased and singled out for having these mad tits…bullied for my tits…cuz men are pervert and mean….so #metoo and #believeallwomen even though they lie…as a fat man I have fought your fight…and dealt with the abuse you feel…
Only I can’t go out there and reclaim my tits, and expose my tits, and show off my tits, so that everyone follows me on instagram and that I can monetize on instagram…because the whole world is on instagram and thinks that’s all that matters in the world…that there is nothing outside of instagram…
Because my big tits aren’t hot big tits, they are fat man big tits, but I like to try to find common ground to relate on the real issues the country is facing – like how are Sophie Mudd’s tits so fucking big…
All this to say…big fucking tits…what hormones are being put into the foods to make this genetic mutation…hopefully all the girls are eating it. The future looks bright I mean other than the whole it’s going to blow the fuck up….but at least the tits will be big on girls trying to get their rent paid…staying skinny…as the meteor strikes and we are flooded out…
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