I was talking to my pervert friend Steve late last night…as we often do….you know hetero pillow talk over twitter messages and we learned that we have a lot in common…no wonder we are friends….
Like….when it comes to female joggers. You know women trying to stay fit early morning because there is a lot of pressure on them to be hot…and to fit into their tight clothes …pressure they think is from men because they think men will only fuck with attractive women…when I can prove first hand we will fuck anything…and they are just projecting their insecurities on us…blaming them on us…saying we cause them…when I know plenty of dudes who fuck fat chicks…
So these girls are out there in their short shorts that are beyond publicly acceptable….due to the amount of ass being shown…I mean….so short you could see her pussy from the back getting eating her shorts so hard it was like her body protesting her “Sex and the City” decisions to career first, kids later, even though their body and nature want them to…so they fill up the pussy with anything they can find, bosses, coworkers, random dudes at the bar….and workout shorts…
So these girls walk around, or lightly jog, with their full asses out and full pussy out…getting impregnated by their shorts as the bounce along some fucking trail in the park and think dudes who look at them are sick and that it is their right to run fucking naked to a bunch of old dudes who don’t even fuck, and haven’t fucked the last decade..but can still get excited by hot young nakedness bouncing by them…
They are the naked ones. Put damn clothes on. If you want to run naked and not be seen, go to the actual woods. If I wear a clown costume or a skeleton mask or a neon flashing solar panel powered sign down the street – people will look. It’s the same thing only I can pull my dick out and jerk off to your costume…while mine is just creepy….
People look at people who are out there in outfits worth looking at..it’s the whole concept of a parade and humans have been doing that shit forever….
So to call me a creep or a pervert is fine, because I have been one my whole life and can take it…but you should really look in the mirror and blame yourself for the attention you are getting cuz you’re asking for it….it’s my right to look at whatever the fuck trainwreck passes by, just like it’s your rate to show me the conception process with your shorts cuz you like running in public half naked for function and not being looked at.
Get a fucking grip.
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