Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family.
I know you probably don’t love the idea of her banged out battered pussy, but as a model for an evil corporation that brain washes you idiots to buy their shitty products…you probably can assume she does her kegels and has a labia reduction surgeon at every VS fashion show so no pussy gets slipped out….since I’ve never seen a pussy slip in their infomercial ever…despite it being skimpy panties…starring moms like Candice…who luckily are still hot because the brand is committed to using hot chicks, other than Winneie Harlow the Cow Hide skinned model, cuz they have to give in to the pressure of social media sometimes.
I don’t know what her big mom tit is up to – but it’s doing her old tricks…not her actual old tricks of being a Farmer and Blood Diamond miner in South Africa, speaking her Afrikaans, having her Slaves do her homework, before contracting AIDS….and deciding to be a model….fuck the safari in her backyard, do the safari in NYC….avoiding being killed by a legless athlete….making millions as a promo model….a legend who has really only worked for Victoria’s Secret…with some Apartheid shit.
Here are her bikini pics…
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