Sarah Hyland, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora, Hailey Baldwin all had birthday’s this week, I know because I have instagram and for some reason people who have no association to these people, other than following them on social media, seemed compelled to post up birthday tributes, which is weird in and of itself, like why the fuck do they care about these people, what have any of these people done for them, other than manipulate them to be their followers and get paid stupid money by the brands trying to reach them…they are just pawns in the fucking system…
Well, Sarah Hyland, the creepy child star with what looks like a genetic retardation, who looked 12 at 20, has found her sex appeal and sex drive and we watched it unfold on social media…has probably posted the best birthday pic of herself..cuz she’s half naked, ripped and her little tit’s hanging out…as she drinks…the way any birthday girl should…before or after tricking her gay boyfriend into pretending he’s straight to leverage her celebrity for his own personal gain.
Right.
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