Mariah Carey is Christmas, if Christmas was a mentally unstable, rich as fuck, egotistical bitch with fat tits….who fucked her way into celebrity…thanks to her voice of an angel….that has inspired even the most Jewish person to get a Christmas tree installed in the Florida winter home, because she’s just that compelling of an artist….
As someone who loves tits and Christmas, how could I not appreciate Mariah Carey all photoshopped to shit.
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