My favorite thing about Christmas is hanging out at the mall and seeing all the crazy people buying shit for family and friends that will just leave everyone involved broke, disappointed, sad, depressed, unhappy….fucking idiots…only because there are lots of slutty girls dressed slutty…and it’s great to harass the security guards by making them think you are shoplifting since they are on high alert…also a great time to throw a tantrum telling the clerks at the store that their store is shit…you know to bring holiday cheer like that dude in Texas who got arrested for telling kids that Santa wasn’t real…
I am not an actual grinch, I fucking love Christmas, I love the magic of Christmas, I just hate how shitty and retarded humanity is…and sometimes, you have to make yourself uncomfortable by going to the Mall, immersing yourself in them….to really understand how doomed we are….but also to sneak into changing rooms to try to get some changing room porn you’ve once jerked off to…FIRST HAND….
TIS THE SEASON….SANTA CAME TO TOWN AND SHIT ON MY FACE….as Santa Does…
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