Just call me Ellen you can tell by my haircut and dried vagina juice on my beard..it’s the stepHOLIDAY gift guide that isn’t quite a giveaway, but who needs a giveaway, when you’re more interested in buying gifts for people in your life, ideally who you want to fuck, unless you’re buying those gifts for your mom, in which case, I hope you don’t want to fuck her, but that she may appreciate a nice gift like Christmas Lingerie to use to make some GIFTS YOU DON”T NEED money….because Christmas is the time of year that is most financially strained and perfect to take on new hobbies like sex work
So that is why we’re sending you to our friends over at THE WHITE UNICORN who we worked with on Halloween, because they had a hot selection of costumes, and now have a hot collection of Holiday gifts….
They’ve got SEX TOYS
They’ve got LINGERIE
They’ve got BEAUTY PRODUCTS
They’ve got PARTY SUPPLIES
They’ve got it all, like an adult novelty shop online and it’s great…so shop there…
And if you’re all alone on Christmas get a MALE MASTURBATOR TO FUCK ….less greasy than fucking the Turkey…
Here are some babes from their site and around the internet doing that Christmasness..