Jessica Lowndes may be some garbage level celebrity who doesn’t matter. I thought she was the one who married Channing Tatums, but as it turns out she’s the 90210 the new generation, who I guess is from Canada and did Degrassi, not that I remember her from the Igloo party we nominated Drake as our representative with his fake twang accent…when it should have been this one…this bootleg celebrity, probably a rich girl, who has bought herself a set of tits as she takes on her 30s as a girl who was on TV for a minute…
Here she is oiling up those tits, like they are a used car…cuz they’re used up….which is why she’s still in LA doing LA things…without making any moves ever…unless she’s a rich kid…probably a rich kid…or maybe just a pussy rich kids ejaculate in…who knows…
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