Mariah Carey is in a bikini…which isn’t as bad as it sounds because she’s got big tits…but is as bad as it sounds because it’s Mariah Carey and it’s not the late 90s anymore so bitch must be in her 50s…but isn’t as bad as it sounds cuz she got her stomach tied and has lost a bunch of her mental health issue weight…whilst maintaining her tits…that in the bikini and cycled through photoshop / facetune….almost passes off as hot..until you scroll down and see her in her Wet Suit looking like she actually looks….Surfs Up and by Surf I mean…old lady is out there being half naked for attention…reminding us that a ho is a ho is a ho and the older they get doesn’t change their behavior….now where’s the R.Kelly pissing on her videos?
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