The nice thing about hemorrhoid is being able to talk to people about your asshole. And when they open up about their hemorrhoid asking them about their assholes…
Yes…that was the highlight of my weekend…
I mean that and figuring out that the name Alan is just Anal for a dislexic..
I guess January 5/6 2019 was about the butthole…
Today…is about the tits..
Here are some morning links…
In all your Beckinsale Dreams – Pete Davidson is Fucking Her
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Dude Struggles to Hold Girl on his Shoulders at a Festival….Even With that Pussy in his Neck
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Idris Elba has a Daughter
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Monkey on a Bus – Bundled Up
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Truck Barely Misses Boy
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Ellen Defends Kevin Hart’s Homophobic Tweets – Cuz Hollywood is Selective in their Blacklisting
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Cop Tased Man Protesting Police Brutality
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Bowling Weirdos.
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The Louvre Says Visitors are Up Thanks toe Beyonce
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Lies Advertisers can Legally Tell You
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Why Japanese Porn is Censoed.
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THe View inside a Crashing Helicopter
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We Get it – YOu’re Tough
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