Rita Ora is Naked Again of the Day

Rita Ora just bought a 4 million dollar house in the UK, which I will assume she paid for with her own money, and not Spiderman’s money, which is amazing to me because I don’t think she’s worth much more than 10 dollars a song…

I get that she’s fucked the right people, got a record deal, and that these front holes on the frontlines of pop culture shit get paid…especially when they put as much effort as Rita Ora puts into it….

I remember being in the same room as her once, and having no idea until the college girl I was trying to finger bang let me finger bang her without permission thanks to being distracted by Rita Ora’s presence in the bar……I just assumed she was Kelly Osborne….cuz that’s what she looked like…but I guess with better tits…

Point being, she’s nothing special…but thinks she’s special and is paid like she’s special…and that’s special.

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Rita Ora is Naked Again of the Day January 9th, 2019